Look…If you are rolling up to the light and you aren’t forcing yuppies to roll up their windows or you aren’t getting the thumbs up from the dude in the mini van that heard you pull up…YOU’RE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG! Did you build that bike for Nana? Get your shit together man. Wake your neighbors up at 3am when you are rolling in you fucking heathens!

NLQB…Nana Likes Quiet Bikes!